The Adequate Gatsby

Unabashed fangirling

01 Oct

(Source: schmidtsburg)

01 Oct

(Source: sleepymarmot)

01 Oct

this-disgusting-ribbon:

LOOKS LIKE MEAT’S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS" bellows the Orc to his Orc friends. Orcs know what menus are. Orcs know what restaurants are. are there bistros in Mordor? these are the questions i need answering

01 Oct

(Source: gameraboy)

01 Oct
toska [tohs-kah]

(noun) An untranslatable, Russian word – Vladimir Nabokov describes it best: “No single word in English renders all the shades of toska. At its deepest and most painful, it is a sensation of great spiritual anguish, often without any specific cause. At less morbid levels it is a dull ache of the soul, a longing with nothing to long for, a sick pining, a vague restlessness, mental throes, yearning. In particular cases it may be the desire for somebody or something specific, nostalgia, love-sickness. At the lowest level it grades into ennui, boredom.”  (via les-espaces-et-les-sentiments)

(Source: wordsnquotes)

01 Oct
  • *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  • *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
  • *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
01 Oct

unrepentanttvaddict:

aw sheeeet

(Source: nightvalians)

01 Oct
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(Source: dailypawnee)

01 Oct

(Source: gifthetv)

30 Sep

(Source: fqbricated)

30 Sep
30 Sep jsmapdi:

imadandylioness

jsmapdi:

imadandylioness

30 Sep

the-captain-vale:

The way they look at each other is the sweetest thing ever.